Leberkäse, the best German comfort food. Although it literally means “liver cheese,” it has neither liver nor cheese in it.
It’s impossible to explain what this rare delicacy is without making it sound revolting. It’s sort of a bologna/meatloaf concoction. A giant loafy hotdog-textured meat blob without a casing. Mmmm. Leberkäse.
At any rate, I plan to be filled with self-pity and lounge around the house sighing loudly for the remainder of the decade. Oh woe, oh woe is us.