If you have trouble returning library books on time, check whether your library uses the Library Elf system. I love it. Now I receive emails that tell me the names of the books that are due in three days. You can set it to email more, too, if you are even more flakey than I am. I really appreciate that I can see all the books checked out on our multiple cards at once. In fact, I haven't paid a library fine since signing up.
If you love dogs or hate sweet potatoes, or both, or neither but you just need a laugh, I recommend this light reading.