I'm sure I'm being silly, but you knew I was kidding when I said only poor and dirty people get lice, right? You seemed a little taken aback.
Not taken aback in the least. I came to terms long ago with your crude and ignorant personality. ;)
[ 3 days later ]
I'm crude and ignorant?! ** runs off crying **
Wow, I can't even send off my stupid jokes in a timely manner anymore.
Oh, yeah. Crude, ignorant, and sloooooow.
P.S. We do not have lice! Nea gets checked three times a week by a professionally trained teacher at school. Please do not cancel playdates based on this scary info.