Brother, can you spare a burnable DVD drive?

I thought, incorrectly, that my Shiny New Laptop had a burnable DVD drive. And now I'm in the middle of a project, the end result of which requires burning the thing to a DVD. Anyone live near me that has one I can borrow for a few hours?

Am willing to trade for recent issues of Smithsonian magazine, potty training books, vegetable seeds, or, um, well, there's a lot of stuff around here I don't really need. I'm sure we could come to some agreement. Also, have New Glarus beer of various types.