Friday, November 30, 2007
Probably everyone else already knows about the superiority of the Google home page (http://www.google.com/ig). I just heard about it and flung off my old Yahoo home page like, um, a new bride’s panties. Don’t you hate it when you can’t use a perfectly nice turn of phrase, just because you are the wrong gender? Anyway, I’ve tweaked it and arranged it and now it’s soooo perfect. I added some cool widgets (brain teasers – no, no, I’ll find the time, I’m sure) and removed others (Fox News? No, thanks.). Plus, I set my background to change with the time of day, with moonrise and all. It doesn’t seem to account for it being pitch black at 5 pm, but eh. Maybe it’s set for people who live on the equator. I mean, I typed in my zip code for the auto-weather feature. The least they could do is make it customized for my latitude.
If you haven’t already explored the magic of the Next Blog button, I strongly recommend it. See it there, at the top of this page? Next to the “FLAG BLOG” button? (Ignore that one.) The first time I tried it I landed on a Mary Kate and Ashley fan site in Swedish in 3 clicks! Tell me that’s not magical.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
I don't know why I'm so exhausted.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Back when I was a naive parent I used to think "Gosh, Candyland is boring as hell, but for some reason I'll buy it anyway, as it appears important to child development in some way that is unclear." Now that I'm all smart and experienced, I think "Gee, there are so many better games out there. You just need to look around a little more." And, therefore, I just added Alpha Animals to Boo's wishlist. Looks like a game I can play without wishing for the sweet release Death will bring.
Monday, November 26, 2007
So, through one of my favorite online special needs resources, I hear about a message board just on speech problems! I'm amazed and excited! I save it for later in the day. Later, with anticipation, I start looking at the different topics under discussion. Augmentative and alternative means of communication. Dealing with insurance. Using essential fatty acid supplementation. Favorite products. Oh, where to start, it's all so wonderful! Then I notice the Last Post date stamps. Fri May 26, 2006. Sun Mar 25, 2007. And how many replies to threads. Hardly any. It's the first extensive online ghost town I've discovered.
Saturday, November 24, 2007
I don’t know why I do this, but I enjoy coming up with names for cats. I’m over-the-top allergic and won’t be able to use them. Unless the price of the hypoallergenic cats comes waaaay down. Last I heard they were $5000 a pop. So, in case you need a spare cat name, I humbly submit:
- Boutros Boutros Ghali (call him BooBoo)
- Squid-ink (best for a black cat)
- Roomkey (has a nice ring, no?)
Anyone else have some to share?
Friday, November 23, 2007
- Family, especially two lovely daughters
- A beautiful nearly completed house
- Having a husband who can fix/build almost anything
- Having seen my cousins this year for the first time in 32 (in one case) / 11 (in most cases) / 8 (in two cases) years
- The things we don’t have: a lot of debt, rampant consumeristic tendencies, health problems, cable TV
- Not having to cook for 18 people more than once a year
- “Only” dealing with apraxia (It could be worse, of course.)
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
If you love dogs or hate sweet potatoes, or both, or neither but you just need a laugh, I recommend this light reading.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
We are serving:
Mashed sweet potatoes
Mashed potato casserole
Other family members are bringing:
Cheese and crackers, shrimp cocktails, other appetizers
Pumpkin pie, other assorted desserts
The two recipes I’ve never made before are the corn pudding and the mashed potato casserole. Did I test them this weekend? No. I believe in Life on the Edge, baby.
The first one will be a breeze, since Tish not only gave me the recipe, but will actually coaching me through the apparently not-so-difficult process in my own kitchen next Wednesday. The mashed potato casserole I also have a high vote of confidence in, as we have never had a flop out of the Cook's Country magazine (which I highly recommend, if you have a cook on your Christmas list). The point of the recipe is being able to make the dish the day before. So as of right now, it looks like Wednesday is going to be Hell Day, with Thursday being a relaxed day of wearing heels and pearls and laughing merrily at the standard family anecdotes. (Let’s practice now. “Ha ha ha.”)
Friday, November 16, 2007
So mostly out of curiosity, I applied and was accepted as an Amazon.com associate, which means that if you follow a link out of this blog and buy things on Amazon, I get a small percentage of the purchase price. Obviously you don’t pay more for your items. In the spirit of the holiday season, I will be donating any proceeds from now until Christmas to Heifer International. This charity gives animals to people to improve their quality of life. If you are vegan, you can even give the gift of trees. I also love the idea of the gift of honeybees.
So, just to get started, here are a few books I’ve enjoyed this year. Some of them are ones my book group discussed this year.
- Bel Canto by Ann Patchett (this month’s book group selection)
- The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger (my favorite book of the last few years)
- A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini (excellent read, also book group)
- The Sex Lives of Cannibals: Adrift in the Equatorial Pacific by J. Maarten Troost (funny!)
- The Omnivore's Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals by Michael Pollan (thought provoking)
- Owen & Mzee: Language Of Friendship by Isabella Hatkoff (for the kids!)
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
I waved at four UPS trucks. People being paid while driving down the highway. They didn't wave back, either. What could they be so cranky about? Is it the brown?
I gave up and walked some more. Still plenty of color on the trees to enjoy.
I have set comments to "open to all." Please don't bother telling me about typos or grammatical mistakes. I don't care. I write professionally for 24 hours a week, but I don't get paid here. Feel free to comment on content, though!
Speaking of typos, I learned recently that some of my friends spellcheck their email only when writing to me. I guess it's a bit of the English teacher disease one hears about. "Oh, I'll have to watch my grammar, then!" Please don't. I'm not going to think less of you if you misspell something. I probably won't even notice.
As a gesture of goodwill, I have left the trailing underlined space after the first "brown bear" link in my very first post. It's been bothering me ever since, and is exactly the sort of thing that I hate at work, but ha! It's my blog, and I'll be sloppy if I want.
Monday, November 12, 2007
So, topics I will probably occasionally discuss include, but are in no way limited to:
- Cute things my kids do
- Annoying things other people's kids do (kidding! probably!)
- Fun and/or educational links I have found
- Stupid or worthwhile products*
* Here is today's offering. Saw it in a store while with the kids. Why? Why does this exist?
Sunday, November 11, 2007
What was so lovely was I got to see the whole thing. My children, charged by a huge brown bear. And I don't care what the zoo says about building a strong, safe viewing window. For one split second, my kids were about to die.
But hey! Everything is fine now.